Friday's post ate itself, so I didn't end up posting Friday... but I'm here today!
BECAUSE AFTER 28 YEARS OF LIFE I UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL.
I'll pause for a second to let that sink in.
Ok, I understand like, 50-60% of it. Little victories, pretties.
I know that Clay Matthews looks like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
I know that Aaron Rodgers is dating Olivia Munn.
I know that the 12th man is the most annoying thing in football. (Looking at you Seattle.)
I know that Eddie Lacy must have been a dancer in a former life. He's a beast.
I know that offsides means that someone was over the line of scrimmage when the ball is snapped to the QB.
I know that a false start is when someone moves before the ball is snapped.
I know that for a touchdown you get six points. Then you get a chance for another 1 or 2 points.
I know a fumble = not good.
The Super Bowl.
I only watch for the commercials.
So are you excited for the Super Bowl? Who are you rooting for?
You know I will be drinking beer and judging the commercials...