How is it already Wednesday again? I know, I know, I haven't been posting like a good girl.
Life just gets busy, ya dig?
Everyone knows I have been planning my wedding on and off for 4 years.
Yes, I am literally the 5 year engagement.
It will be 5 years by the time we get married next August.
Because the whole wedding experience isn't exactly "new" we decided that we aren't going to do a few things.
1. Engagement Photos.
Yeah, it would have been nice to have, but we never did it in the first place, so it would be kind of pointless being all like "OMG, We're engaged!!"
Spoiler Alert: Everyone already knows.
I'm pretty much Mrs. Beardy already.
That's what Facebook is for.
It's such a waste of trees, so why waste them?
I did see a "Finally, Beardy and Mrs. Beardy..." but I really would rather spend the STD money on something for the wedding.
3. Wedding Favors.
Every wedding I have been to I ate the Wedding Favor. (Yes, it was chocolate.)
The only wedding favor that my family got good use of was a shot glass.
Which isn't cheap, if you ask me.
So we said nope. Not happening.
4. Unity Candle, Unity Sand, Unity whatever.
Beardy and I decided that it's a waste of money to get a candle all so everyone "unites."
Meh. Honestly, we are as united as we can get.
(Not knocking it, just not doing it.)
Yep, we ain't doing no 5 tiered cake.
What is the point of having 4 lbs of cake left over? Not everyone likes cake.
I hate cake.
Instead, Beardy wants to help in some way so he's gunna make pies.
Boom. Much cheaper.
We will, however, do the bouqet toss, the garter toss, the dollar dance and the Cupid Shuffle.