Open letter to Justin Timberlake, after his wedding...
Dear JTimbs, First AJ and now you!?
You're now Mr. Jessica Biel... I don't know how I feel about that. But seriously....I hope your wedding day was beautiful....and I hope you didn't have that scruff when you said "I DO." You kind of look like a hobo... (I mean that in the nicest possible way...)
Seeing you with that wedding ring really makes it feel like reality. You're really married.
You're not a cute little teenager with bad hair anymore. You aren't dating Britney Spears and wearing matching denim. (What WAS that about?!)
Hope you beatboxed at your wedding and slow danced to "God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You."
Hopefully Jess still lets you host SNL and drop by unannounced.
Well, I guess I will say "Bye, Bye, Bye" now and go cry in my pillow.